This is a miss...not funny at all.

Grass cost more than the house lmaoo wtf??

0 investment to get a dog free. Nice idea

When he swatted the ketchup bottle 🤣🤣🤣

Key and peele best sketch tv show ever peeerrriod.

i lost it at pacific ocean 1:19

The weird thing is, I actually know someone like this in real life. Not burgers but steaks. The dude was so pissed that people were putting different sauces on the steak he brought that he walked out.

@Amoya Zidane I'm not too familiar with steaks but I remember he said something about premium beef from Australia.

What type of stakes was they?

Rip kobe

“...and THIS little motherfu-“ 😂 this was the first sketch I’d ever seen from them years ago and that part absolutely killed me

Actual comedy; not like watching SNL and the sham that it’s become. Thank you Key & Peele

SNL is so cringe worthy. Not funny at all

DOGE 🚀💎🌚

but kobe beef isn't lean at all

Oh thats a cute Dog ❤️

why does the shorter one look like the grim sleeper

tht's how it is ... when you spend THAT much $$$ on something, you best get it the way YOU want it!

What is he going to do to the dog

Not quite what I was expecting XD

Who else loves Jack Russell's

First mistake was bringing it to the barbecue lol

When he steals and throws wee dog over fence 😂

Did I just see that? And did he pop it in his own mouth? I’m done!

Pretty cool Kobe got a whole beef named after him #RIP

Kobe and lean in the same sentence though 😂

Beef .... wtf....

Dam he those burgers r raw as fuk

Did he just take my dog?! Best comedic dou since CHEECH and Chong

lol,I can can relate.

Am I the only one who thinks this would be a good commercial for burger meat

35/lb is not real kobe lol

This whole skit was written for the poupon joke

1:19 hilarious. Guy follows through to bite burger to no avail. 😂

😭

is he a virgo 💀

I heard once that most meat labeled "Kobe" or "Wagyu" in the west aren't even the real deal which makes this funnier if true. Same is apparently true of wasabi.

😳 @1:26 😂😂😂😂 how do you even rehearsed that.

these guys still making videos in 2021??? awesome :D

In New Zealand all cows and sheep are grass fed

Peele was lucky to spit that kobe beef out, is not then he would have gotten abducted by Peele 😂

0:00 He thinks he's so high maintenance on how to eat the kobe beef burger, while wearing crocs.

1:33

🤣🤣

Yes, he did take your dog and, there are only two outcomes with that. 1. He does a Heimlich manoeuvre on the dog to recover his burger, if it's the dog's lucky day, or 2. He decides to make multiple burgers right out the dog !

The dog though 🤣🤣🤣

0:42 "You wanna flash cook those, because they real lean." Incorrect. Kobe beef is extremely fatty. Just to put it into perspective, the giant 5-pound plastic tube (clearly, the classiest of vessels in which to purchase your beef) of the cheapest ground beef in a typical American supermarket is 85/15, that is to say 85% lean 15% fat. Kobe beef is probably around 70/30, so a much higher fat content than the cheapest grocery store beef. But good beef needs fat, and Kobe beef is the best beef, so that high fat content is intentional. I just recently learned about something called larding... look it up. People apparently take lardons, which are strips of pork fat, and sew them into lean cuts of meat so they can have extra fat in them. The fat is a good thing, folks, it gives the beef tons of flavour.

Where are the bloody andh bakhts.... Gai hamari mata he.

35$ a pound right

lol him throwing that dog

They don't make medication strong enough to fix that that is just too goddamn funny😁😆🤪🤣🤣

Lean Kobe beef? And why would you ground up Kobe beef into a burger? I'm starting to think my man here got scammed.

Are these New?

I wasn't prepared for that final line and just spilled soda all over my monitor. Thanks, Key & Peele!

Hate to say it but I lost it at "you may as well just poop on that".

lol that guy in orange t shirt tryinna eat and got his tank just out and he snatched it

"this meat, came all the way over the Pacific ocean, by boat! Because, because the air pressure... would ruin it's integrity!"

Crocs look disgusting and the price of their stock seems rather expensive

I guess they should've had Cap eating a Kobe burger in Endgame.

" You might as well just poop on that"

To be fair making a double burger out of the Kobe beef was disrespectful.

They are mad

Yo man like that’s how a lot of people are when they bring stuff to an gathering

That’s the whole point of why they make these skits

I cant breath, he took the dog. I'm dead on this.

when he came in with the crocks i couldn’t

$35/pound lol where can I get some?

I looked up "kobe beef burger" and found this lol. Wasn't dissapointed

when he squeezed it out his stomach💀

That's why I don't cook for people anymore

It's scary how funny these are especially when you know what Peele can think up on... should do a horror short followup on this ha

Toyota disliked this video lol

When he insta-heimlich'd that meat back I cackled out loud like a crazy person lol. That was great.

tossing the dog is what got me

MY GUY TOOK THE DOG LMFAO

Ain't nobody laughin at "charred Kobe" anymore.

Took the dog

Now we know that not only we should not take pictures of Andre Logan King, but also let him cook his own burgers

And now you can see those meat in national museum

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No one gonna say about how he got crocs one with a long sleeved shirt sum cargo shorts and a hat and the fact that he threw the dog over the fence 🤣😂🤣

Opposite of lean

He tossed the dog like a bean baaaaag!

Lmaoooo

Irony being that it isn't actually kobe beef. In the US that term is 100% unregulated. That amount of kobe beef would have been north of $500.

I see it. I ilke it. I watch it. I laugh it.

In my country all we have is grass feed esteroids free cattle, kinda fun it is a royalty in america haha 😄

I feel this on a cellular level.

When he gets it out of that dog, it's going to smell weird before he eats it.

anyone who buys anything expensive

The outfit goes with the character.. Hilarious 😂😂😂

The moment he litteraly just made him spit out the burger and caught it and ate it....damn

Kobe wagyu are some of the fattest beef on earth. Not lean man

he got me at parked his bentley next to a toyota. :p

its not cool or funny until he takes the dude dog, he said "did just take my dog!?"

This gave me serious get out vibes jordan wrote both too

thats what I'm like after buying an organic bag of chips

You’ll not worthy. Cracked me up when he said that. Reminded me of Thor’s hammer.

Grinding Kobe beef, that's a sin

I must say... this show aged well

So Funny 😂

Y'all are not worthy.

Vegans coming to the party 😂😂

@oldschoolruler I think you thought of this too much 😂

So who's the bigger fool? The fool, or the fool that thinks they've fooled the fool?

@oldschoolruler yikes my joke and the video went over ya head 😭😂😂😂

With beef...who knew?

1:26 GIVE ME THAT! - Best part ever

DId he take my DOG?

They started out as friends, but then came the beef between them...