Score a Goal From the Furthest Distance | Taskmaster

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    From series 8 of Taskmaster Iain Stirling, Lou Sanders, Paul Sinha, Joe Thomas and Sian Gibson attempt to score a goal from the furthest distance followed by a winning celebration.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

Maltiti Tahiru
Maltiti Tahiru

Get in

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BenBen153
BenBen153

Farthest?

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mich sles
mich sles

lous legs melt me

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cloudsRniceC0M3
cloudsRniceC0M3

my dog went ballistic when Sian celebrated

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Bunce Robert
Bunce Robert

The hoc line clasically frame because tanker posteriorly print including a hoc pancake. brainy, abiding activity

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C. T
C. T

Love Taskmaster - but as an aside, four sets of adverts on an eight and a half minute video is pure ball-ache!

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Fabianwew
Fabianwew

Sian should have gotten the bonus point

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Blah
Blah

Sian is the only one who got points

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Asa Hamada
Asa Hamada

Why didn't he put the goals side by side 😂

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Per Rosenquist
Per Rosenquist

He looks soo much like the guy from Suits.

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JSmellerM
JSmellerM

There might be a bonus point is another way of saying "There won't be a bonus point but please embarrass yourself anyway".

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bcvbb hyui
bcvbb hyui

I absolutely love this show

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Joris Koning
Joris Koning

If the last guy just had put the goals next to eachother, instead of the small goal behind the big goal, he probably would have won

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Rock girl
Rock girl

I absolutely love this show

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Durty Hairy
Durty Hairy

5:17 You're welcome

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Sheldon
Sheldon

Do Brits really say “furthest” instead of “farthest” when measuring distance?

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Chris Elliott
Chris Elliott

And I just realised I dont know the difference between those two words

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Samuel
Samuel

Yes they do. Funny enough we've discussed that in school yesterday

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Sogard
Sogard

Wow, soccer has to be the lamest little-girl game in the history of Earth. I won't call it a "sport" until committing insurance fraud is considered a sport.

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Sogard
Sogard

@dagge * It's a little girls' game, not a sport. Sports don't end in ties or no-scores.

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dagge *
dagge *

It's the most popular sport in the world so your opinion doesn't matter

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Lucia Di Lazzaro
Lucia Di Lazzaro

Iains face 🤣

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Rock girl
Rock girl

miles away from me.

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Jacob Kodad
Jacob Kodad

Every once in awhile I get caught up in watching British game show reruns and they're so good. US gameshows are just people on a stage

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bcvbb hyui
bcvbb hyui

7:00 Sums up the state of Scottish football quite well.

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Sokyoul
Sokyoul

I would have pushed the goal towards the ball

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Noah Karimee
Noah Karimee

When is Greg gonna do an entire episode with his Eubanks voice????

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Andrew White
Andrew White

Sian is beautiful. Love the show, "love, love, love," as the Beatles say.

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Ahmanuel Wedi
Ahmanuel Wedi

This show is not fun anymore.

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Viel Glück
Viel Glück

I'd probably set the ball 10 cm in front of the goal line and then score easily, hoping the others overestimate themself. Especially with that bad Underground.

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Sjeng Mestreech
Sjeng Mestreech

If he placed the small goal next to the bigger one, it would have been in...

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BigBoy 69
BigBoy 69

3:31 me after getting a perfect score on GeoGuessr

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Jordan Cardinal
Jordan Cardinal

Very ever so clearly goes in the net "is that a goal" 😂👌

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Snowfloof Cathug
Snowfloof Cathug

Sian’s shot was actually nice

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Daiteach
Daiteach

The task is framed as though she chose to do it from much closer than the others, but she's only a bit closer, and she got it pretty cleanly.

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Mike's Music
Mike's Music

Ian sterling scot sterlings brother!!!!!!!!

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Eliza Earhart
Eliza Earhart

At least if Scott Sterling were there he would’ve had an excuse for not scoring😂

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ExEssex :
ExEssex :

7:00 Sums up the state of Scottish football quite well.

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Sogard
Sogard

Scottish soccer

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Mark Pompeo
Mark Pompeo

I knew Sian would be the only one to score

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Olov Hammarström
Olov Hammarström

I just had a brilliant ok idea: since the rules are as loose as just "score a goal from the furthest distance" I would have just done it in a game where the servers physically exist miles away from me.

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Oopss7
Oopss7

How dyou mean?

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Kristijan Ilišinović
Kristijan Ilišinović

this task was simple to win: go with Alex to a bar and order a shot(you only get one shot). Score(give it a score 1-10) a goal and celebrate it by drinking the shot. EZ

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jennifer
jennifer

paul is my spirit animal, like we just vibe

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Collin O'Toole
Collin O'Toole

Good God, I haven't played football since grade school but I still could have hit the massive goal that Ian used.

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Collin O'Toole
Collin O'Toole

@Sogard Ah, I proved you wrong so now you're just bitter. Cool.

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Sogard
Sogard

@Collin O'Toole because "Insurance Fraud Actor's Guild" wouldn't fit on the original building.

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Collin O'Toole
Collin O'Toole

@Sogard Uh-Huh, then why is the England governing body called The Football Association and league called the English Football League?

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Sogard
Sogard

@Collin O'Toole according to Britain, Association Football is known as Soccer to avoid confusion with Rugby Football.

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Collin O'Toole
Collin O'Toole

@Sogard Not according to the majority of the world.

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Noor Asi
Noor Asi

Sian would be better than most chelsea players

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Zearth
Zearth

Couldn't they have gotten Alex to chase after the ball while carrying the small goal?

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Winnipeg Instinct
Winnipeg Instinct

the bigger brain plays

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Trimmien
Trimmien

Kinda disappointed that none of them pointed out the grammatical difference between farthest and furthest

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Trimmien
Trimmien

@Julie E No, further/furthest cannot be correctly applied to literal distances

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Julie E
Julie E

In this context wouldn't either be correct though? Both can be used when describing distance, but if you have more abstract context, then you'd use "furthest" only?

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Trimmien
Trimmien

@David Lewis Exactly, but the point is that the contestants could’ve used that as a loophole—shooting the soccer ball from a foot away while being despondent and verbally reluctant to talk to Alex would’ve been the “furthest” (in emotional distance)

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David Lewis
David Lewis

Is a pretty simple rule. Distance=farthest, hopes and dreams=furthest. I guess I did feel a need to point out something that simple.

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David Lewis
David Lewis

We're not all grammarians. I know the difference, but don't feel a need to point it out. We get the gist.

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trollfeet
trollfeet

Sian Gibson is cute af

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Diana B.
Diana B.

I can't believe he misseeed 😂😂 and by a meter or so! 😭

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Linus D N
Linus D N

Lou Sanders is damn pretty

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Die Legende
Die Legende

Iain could still have scored by playing it a bit more intelligently and putting the little goal next to the big one

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TheLtGo
TheLtGo

Big brain play

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RighteousWeevil
RighteousWeevil

i feel like the moment he decided to wheel in the full-sized goal was the moment he guaranteed failure

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watertaco
watertaco

I am a bit annoyed that tasks from the "current" youtube season are being uploaded in front of the whole episode

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GroovingPict
GroovingPict

how do you miss that fucking massive goal... I mean, it was obvious he was going to miss, with the way they set it up, but still

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Edward V
Edward V

On an uneven lawn from 34 meters it's actually not that easy to score a goal. I've seen premier league players miss far easier shots on an empty goal (albeit with a bit more pressure). He should score there, but it's by no means a given.

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Maurits Ponnette
Maurits Ponnette

I would have turned around and shot the ball through the treeline and make any two trees where the ball passes through my goal. As a kid you sometimes had to improvise a goal like that. I would've somehow make it miss anyway though 😅

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Iwan Ebbing
Iwan Ebbing

Would it have counted if one ordered a goal ('scored a goal') on AliExpress...?

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peter obermuller
peter obermuller

I wouldn't presume to suggest that the Taskmaster is predictable, but when i heard about the bonus point i immediately thought,, "naaahh"

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S1L3NT G4M3R
S1L3NT G4M3R

if you don't like these videos... YOU CAN GO BACK TO RUSSIA!!!! LOL

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Mystery Mouseketool
Mystery Mouseketool

Just give the goal a score from like km away, since the task didn't mention getting the football into the goal

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Mystery Mouseketool
Mystery Mouseketool

@TheUniversegirl99 If you score a goal, you score a goal

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TheUniversegirl99
TheUniversegirl99

"if you don't score a goal, you're disqualified"

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S1L3NT G4M3R
S1L3NT G4M3R

THANKS

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Angel Okoro
Angel Okoro

The more I see of Ian, the more I can't stand him

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Angel Okoro
Angel Okoro

@PokemonTom09 Maybe you're right. Hadn't thought about it like that.

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PokemonTom09
PokemonTom09

@Angel Okoro Rewatch the video from the start, and pay attention to Iain, keeping in mind that he knows exactly how poorly he did. Tell me: where exactly does he even slightly let on that he's not having fun in the lead up to his attempt being shown? To me, he seems to be genuinely enjoying it. Also "that groan"? Wtf are you talking about, it was less than a second and was a very momentary cry of defeat. Litertally every contestant has made a similar noise at such crushing defeats. It's not Iain's fault they replayed that groan 5 times.

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Angel Okoro
Angel Okoro

@PokemonTom09 The immediate reaction, that painful groan, the way he tries to suppress his anger every time he fails. He tries his best to cover it up and smile, I agree with you there. There have been other competitive guests, like Rhod Gilbert for example. But it always seemed to act in good fun, and Ian rarely looks like he's actually enjoying himself.

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PokemonTom09
PokemonTom09

Literally what about this task did he do that you disliked? He had a brilliant solution to the task, failed anyway, and despite that was still smiling through the whole thing. He didn't disparage anyone else, and made light of his own shortcomings. Yeah, he is overly competitive, but absolutely none of that comes through here in this task.

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Brian Kwiatkoski
Brian Kwiatkoski

Why couldn't the US version be like this? It's super garbage.

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David Lewis
David Lewis

Never heard of a US version. Does it go by "Taskmaster"? No doubt it sucks.

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Brian Kwiatkoski
Brian Kwiatkoski

I think it was actually on CW or some other network TV station no one cares about.

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Trevor Hardy
Trevor Hardy

I didn’t even know there was an American version, what streaming service is it on?

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Sagatious
Sagatious

The biggest problem with the US version is that the duration is 30 minutes instead of 60 minutes. With ads you get 20 minutes of the show which hardly leaves any time for banter. In the original taskmaster, Greg seems all powerful and isn't afraid to humiliate anyone. Reggie is not as acerbic as Greg. Also, it has the same tasks which makes it a bit boring for those who have already seen the UK version.

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Red Elf Shot the Food
Red Elf Shot the Food

I have a big smile on my face. Thank you Alex! Thank you Greg! Thank you contestants!

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Christophe Auguste
Christophe Auguste

Couldn't they bring the goal at the bottom of a long steep road and shoot the ball so it would roll all the way down, guided by the gutter!

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Eliza Earhart
Eliza Earhart

@L33TTechReviewer Soccer goals are usually stored back to back at parks for league games so it was probably fairly easy to get as long as they got a key for the lock. If it was on the next field over it probably only took a minute or two to set it all up

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L33TTechReviewer
L33TTechReviewer

@D Faria how'd they manage to get or find a large net for Iain in 5 minutes? What are the limitations of the tasks

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D Faria
D Faria

I don’t think they would’ve had enough time since they only had 5 minutes. But that’s a good idea!

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Simone G
Simone G

God, I love Sian. Sian, are you reading me? I LOVE YOU

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Diana B.
Diana B.

😂👍

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A RB
A RB

Fun fact: Sian´s celebration inspired the task where they had to run while making a continuous noise

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Gary Byma
Gary Byma

Arguably she should have gotten the bonus for best celebration.

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PBJallstar
PBJallstar

😜🙌

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theplasmawolf
theplasmawolf

@A RB Is her celebration noise a longer continuous noise than the one in the actual noise task? Would be nice, but I didn't pay much attention during this season.

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Jayk1406
Jayk1406

I’m pretty sure they filmed both those tasks in the same field, and alex has the same can of spray paint in both. So that makes 3 deja vu moments weirdly. The taskmaster simulation is glitching i guess😂

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A RB
A RB

@Marc Mansfield Sorry probably should have made it clear I was joking. I just find it funny, that she either, basically re-enacts another task or, what would be even funnier, does a task before she actually has to do it.

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Laurie
Laurie

How do I find out where Lou's dress is from... it's gorgeous (don't know if I could pull it off, but still would love to try)

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Mud Bray
Mud Bray

Honestly, Iain deserved to miss that goal. Terrible form on that kick.

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TheOrangeRoad
TheOrangeRoad

Sean's wasn't much better. Looked like a toe kick, but the soccer gods were with her that day

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Zylka Leftridge
Zylka Leftridge

Life goals: do something with my life so one day i can be on task master!

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Nathan Wen
Nathan Wen

@mom2mmpt yes the greatest humor is self deprecating

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mom2mmpt
mom2mmpt

Seriously! Time to think about entering the world of comedy. I'm not necessarily funny, but I'm all for public humiliation. Woo!

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Yeetcheng
Yeetcheng

I would have said I was the goalie/keeper and used my hands, but probably still missed

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TheSassback
TheSassback

*farthest

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Lance Pearson
Lance Pearson

Farthest is distance, furthest is more. Spot on, mate.

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Bastien Merindol
Bastien Merindol

Let's be honest, this whole task was just an excuse for Alex to spray the paint around the ball.

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Eetu Laitinen
Eetu Laitinen

i love yes

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Eileen the Crow
Eileen the Crow

he should've put the goals next to each other to give himself a little better odds yet lol

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Diana B.
Diana B.

Tbh, he probably was convinced he can't miss 🤣

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Diana B.
Diana B.

@Benjamin Lim 🤣🤣🤣 I swear I commented almost the exact same thing a few min ago.

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Benjamin Lim
Benjamin Lim

With his luck, he would have struck the posts in between the two goals.

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Nephtuk
Nephtuk

Bosh

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Rew Rose
Rew Rose

Y'know Ian could've just put the smaller goal post next to the bigger one to get even more area 😂

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Martin Vogt
Martin Vogt

@Antonio Excatly. I wouldn't even move the goal, just go to the actually nice green and shot. The place this task took place wasn't an accident, most tasks are meant to leave room for some trickery.

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Antonio
Antonio

If you can get 1 goal from a training ground, surely you can get 2? Maybe 4, or even more! I'd get em all!

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josef2012
josef2012

SCIENCE!!!

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David Lewis
David Lewis

@Rik de Graaff Haha, love that it didn't matter, the rest is diddling. Clearly allowed it? Nevermind, can't wait for next series!

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Rik de Graaff
Rik de Graaff

@David Lewis It wasn't dubious at all. Greg clearly allowed it and the task didn't specify whch goal you have to score in.

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n 89
n 89

Life lesson here. You don't have to be a huge success. But everyone else just needs to fail miserably.

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LOWLY
LOWLY

Even if you have big help, you might fail if you dont put in work :D

29 päivää sitten
Daniel Mc Sween
Daniel Mc Sween

Ahhahaahaa

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Matt Stokes
Matt Stokes

Basically Steven Bradbury and Australia's first Winter Gold medal.

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Diana B.
Diana B.

😂 so true& clever. Can't believe no one replied to this until now. 👍

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Night Hunter
Night Hunter

I predicted the fail when I saw the big goal.

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ZuzuAnna
ZuzuAnna

@Jaws Trock omg! I haven't think of that! You are clever!

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Jaws Trock
Jaws Trock

I would have put both goals side by side for a eve wider area XD

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NW Blader
NW Blader

And the fact they said he was going to be shown last

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Jeffrey Pizarro
Jeffrey Pizarro

Never stop posting please

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ahab_dota
ahab_dota

couldve given her six points

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Joan Mayo
Joan Mayo

Sian running into the treeline squealing is my sleep paralysis demon

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Vladislav Dubov
Vladislav Dubov

A task for Bobby Moore

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Jayk1406
Jayk1406

Joe wilkinson’s potato throw and Mark Watson’s 148 out of 150 cheeky texts live on in infamy as the most tragic taskmaster moments, but I think Iain’s goal has got to be up there. Like a solid third at least. The Shakespearean tragedy of it 😭

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Lieke Seebregts
Lieke Seebregts

james acasters hulaing was a strong one too

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Sparo Splat
Sparo Splat

Tim Vine's hook though.

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Pambudi Wardhani
Pambudi Wardhani

No

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Lina Noor
Lina Noor

How about Vegas' house of beer mats?

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Nila
Nila

@Jayk1406 okay good point 😂 I still can't get Iain's comment from the volcano episode "I genuinely don't want to talk about it" out of my head

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Robby 48
Robby 48

I absolutely love this show

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DoubleYouRides
DoubleYouRides

Sian with an absolute BANGER

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Connor Welsh
Connor Welsh

They’ve realised I can’t live without taskmaster and are posting more or less every day!

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What Did I Just Watch
What Did I Just Watch

@Ina Bothwick yes!

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Ina Bothwick
Ina Bothwick

@What Did I Just Watch great isn’t it

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Krithika R.
Krithika R.

This show is wicked! 😆

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KitagumaIgen
KitagumaIgen

I'm grateful for this achievement! We're many that benefit from your hard work.

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What Did I Just Watch
What Did I Just Watch

I just discovered this show and i am loving it!

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MrBartekk13
MrBartekk13

First! Love TaskMaster

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DoubleYouRides
DoubleYouRides

Brightening my day with every upload!

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